“Being a particularly clever boy, I made the sensible decision to invest the money. I invested it in drink and expensive food and stylish clothes and in buying myself a lot of friends at the local inn.”

But can it run Doom?

They’ll see it coming, but it doesn’t matter.

“My onboard memory store is more than capable of handling all the mission requirements.”
– HAL 9000

Sifting through the CR with a fine-toothed comb so you don’t have to.